Ludwig von Scheißhoffen LET'S ALL GET PIZZZED THIS CHRIZZZMAS

A festive song to reassure all the world's lonely people sitting in their bedsits alone on Christmas day. The third and final track to feature on 'The Mungers Song EP'. A song about the true meaning of Christmas: getting smashed on the day. Written and recorded in a frantic rush during Ludwig's Christmas shopping period, this is a fine example of how a real Christmas song should sound!

Let's All Get Pizzzed This Chrizzzmas (Full mp3 file) - 4:21 [4.0MB]

Let's All Get Pizzzed This Chrizzzmas (Preview Stream) - 4:21

Credits

Lyrics
Santa's brought me nothing this Christmas
And I've been a good boy for twelve months
No one's even sent me a card
My family and friends are all cunts

I try to find meaning in tinsel
Fairy lights, mince pies and fun
I'm drawn to the minibar in the corner
Murphy's, Bailey's and rum

Let's all get pizzzed this Chrizzzmas
Fuck all the laughing and games
Let's all get pizzzed this Chrizzzmas
And drink until we're nearly deranged

I sent my girlfriend a teddy bear
On it were love hearts and paws
She said "I'm shagging another"
"And his dick is bigger than yours"

Now I don't want to listen to Queenie
I don't give an arse who she is
I'm not even gonna watch Top of the Pops
Jamie Theakston gets on my tits

Let's all get pizzzed this Chrizzzmas
Fuck all the laughing and games
Let's all get pizzzed this Chrizzzmas
And drink until we're nearly insane

Just me and my dead cat this Christmas
I spend every last one alone
The season of goodwill my arsehole
I've had more fun on a stove

Let's all get pizzzed this Chrizzzmas
Fuck all the laughing and games
Let's all get pizzzed this Chrizzzmas
And drink until we're nearly deranged
And drink until we're nearly deranged
And drink until we're nearly insane